captainkirt
I draw cartoons. I ride bikes. I blog. Sometimes I drink beer. Descended from Norse Kings & Norman Conquerors. Always read the label.

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Zzzzzzzz I'm currently in dreamland. Why not catch up with what I've been saying at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo 1 hour ago
I've got a first class ticket to dreamland. 🎫😴 Alarm goes off in 5.85 hours. #SleepDebt 4 hours ago
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1704.27, a Thursday. Time to wake up. Get that kettle on. β˜•πŸ‘ 23 hours ago
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger #tbgo 1 day ago
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.66 hours. #SleepDebt 1 day ago
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1704.26, a Wednesday. Time to get today started. πŸŒ… 1 day ago
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger #tbgo 2 days ago
Set course for the planet of nod. "Engage!" 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.68 hours. #SleepDebt 2 days ago
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1704.25, a Tuesday. *yawn* πŸŒ…πŸ˜¦β˜• 2 days ago
While I sleep have a read of my blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo 3 days ago
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.97 hours. #SleepDebt 3 days ago
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1704.24, a Monday. Time to wake up. Get that kettle on. β˜•πŸ‘ 3 days ago
While I sleep have a read of my blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo 4 days ago
I've got a first class ticket to dreamland. 🎫😴 Alarm goes off in 6.54 hours. #GoodNight 4 days ago
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1704.23, a Sunday. πŸŒ… 4 days ago
Zzzzzzzz I'm currently in dreamland. Why not catch up with what I've been saying at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo 5 days ago
Set course for the planet of nod. "Engage!" 😴 Alarm goes off in 6.34 hours. #GoodNight 5 days ago
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1704.22, a Saturday. Time to get today started. πŸŒ… 5 days ago
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger #tbgo 6 days ago
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 6.93 hours. #GoodNight 6 days ago
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1704.21, a Friday. Time to wake up. Get that kettle on. β˜•πŸ‘ 6 days ago
If half the world is asleep like me then the other half can read my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Apr 21st
I've got a first class ticket to dreamland. 🎫😴 Alarm goes off in 5.85 hours. #SleepDebt Apr 20th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1704.2, a Thursday. πŸŒ… Apr 20th
While I sleep have a read of my blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Apr 20th
I'm beaming up to dreamland. Energise! 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.64 hours. #SleepDebt Apr 19th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1704.19, a Wednesday. πŸŒ… Apr 19th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger #tbgo Apr 19th
I've got a first class ticket to dreamland. 🎫😴 Alarm goes off in 5.86 hours. #SleepDebt Apr 19th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1704.18, a Tuesday. *yawn* πŸŒ…πŸ˜¦β˜• Apr 18th
If half the world is asleep like me then the other half can read my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Apr 18th
I've got a first class ticket to dreamland. 🎫😴 Alarm goes off in 7.53 hours. #GoodNight Apr 17th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1704.17, a Monday. Time to wake up. Get that kettle on. β˜•πŸ‘ Apr 17th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger #tbgo Apr 17th
I'm beaming up to dreamland. Energise! 😴 Alarm goes off in 8.93 hours. #GoodNight Apr 16th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1704.16, a Sunday. Time to wake up. Get that kettle on. β˜•πŸ‘ Apr 16th
If half the world is asleep like me then the other half can read my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Apr 16th
Set course for the planet of nod. "Engage!" 😴 Alarm goes off in 8.67 hours. #GoodNight Apr 15th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1704.15, a Saturday. Time to get today started. πŸŒ… Apr 15th
While I sleep have a read of my blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Apr 15th
I've got a first class ticket to dreamland. 🎫😴 Alarm goes off in 8.03 hours. #GoodNight Apr 14th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1704.14, a Friday. Time to wake up. Get that kettle on. β˜•πŸ‘ Apr 14th
Zzzzzzzz I'm currently in dreamland. Why not catch up with what I've been saying at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Apr 14th
Set course for the planet of nod. "Engage!" 😴 Alarm goes off in 8.69 hours. #GoodNight Apr 13th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1704.13, a Thursday. Time to wake up. Get that kettle on. β˜•πŸ‘ Apr 13th
If half the world is asleep like me then the other half can read my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Apr 13th
Set course for the planet of nod. "Engage!" 😴 Alarm goes off in 6.32 hours. #GoodNight Apr 12th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1704.12, a Wednesday. *yawn* πŸŒ…πŸ˜¦β˜• Apr 12th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger #tbgo Apr 12th
I'm beaming up to dreamland. Energise! 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.61 hours. #SleepDebt Apr 11th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1704.11, a Tuesday. Time to get today started. πŸŒ… Apr 11th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger #tbgo Apr 11th
Set course for the planet of nod. "Engage!" 😴 Alarm goes off in 6.01 hours. #GoodNight Apr 10th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1704.1, a Monday. πŸŒ… Apr 10th
While I sleep have a read of my blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGcMhC #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Apr 10th
I've got a first class ticket to dreamland. 🎫😴 Alarm goes off in 6.29 hours. #GoodNight Apr 9th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1704.09, a Sunday. πŸŒ… Apr 9th
While I sleep have a read of my blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Apr 9th
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 6.83 hours. #GoodNight Apr 8th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1704.08, a Saturday. *yawn* πŸŒ…πŸ˜¦β˜• Apr 8th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger #tbgo Apr 8th
I've got a first class ticket to dreamland. 🎫😴 Alarm goes off in 6.05 hours. #GoodNight Apr 7th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1704.07, a Friday. Time to get today started. πŸŒ… Apr 7th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger #tbgo Apr 7th
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.24 hours. #SleepDebt Apr 6th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1704.06, a Thursday. πŸŒ… Apr 6th
While I sleep have a read of my blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGcMhC #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Apr 6th
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 6.22 hours. #GoodNight Apr 5th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1704.05, a Wednesday. *yawn* πŸŒ…πŸ˜¦β˜• Apr 5th
While I sleep have a read of my blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Apr 5th
Set course for the planet of nod. "Engage!" 😴 Alarm goes off in 6.09 hours. #GoodNight Apr 4th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1704.04, a Tuesday. Time to get today started. πŸŒ… Apr 4th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger #tbgo Apr 4th
Set course for the planet of nod. "Engage!" 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.94 hours. #SleepDebt Apr 3rd
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1704.03, a Monday. Time to get today started. πŸŒ… Apr 3rd
If half the world is asleep like me then the other half can read my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Apr 3rd
I'm beaming up to dreamland. Energise! 😴 Alarm goes off in 6.35 hours. #GoodNight Apr 2nd
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1704.02, a Sunday. Time to wake up. Get that kettle on. β˜•πŸ‘ Apr 2nd
While I sleep have a read of my blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Apr 2nd
I'm beaming up to dreamland. Energise! 😴 Alarm goes off in 6.49 hours. #GoodNight Apr 1st
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1704.01, a Saturday. *yawn* πŸŒ…πŸ˜¦β˜• Apr 1st
While I sleep have a read of my blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Apr 1st
I've got a first class ticket to dreamland. 🎫😴 Alarm goes off in 8.05 hours. #GoodNight Mar 31st
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1703.31, a Friday. *yawn* πŸŒ…πŸ˜¦β˜• Mar 31st
If half the world is asleep like me then the other half can read my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGcMhC #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Mar 31st
Set course for the planet of nod. "Engage!" 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.77 hours. #SleepDebt Mar 30th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1703.3, a Thursday. Time to get today started. πŸŒ… Mar 30th
Zzzzzzzz I'm currently in dreamland. Why not catch up with what I've been saying at https://t.co/xxlvUGcMhC #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Mar 30th
I'm beaming up to dreamland. Energise! 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.13 hours. #SleepDebt Mar 30th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1703.29, a Wednesday. Time to get today started. πŸŒ… Mar 29th
While I sleep have a read of my blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Mar 29th
I've got a first class ticket to dreamland. 🎫😴 Alarm goes off in 5.33 hours. #SleepDebt Mar 28th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1703.28, a Tuesday. Time to get today started. πŸŒ… Mar 28th
Zzzzzzzz I'm currently in dreamland. Why not catch up with what I've been saying at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Mar 28th
I've got a first class ticket to dreamland. 🎫😴 Alarm goes off in 4.57 hours. #SleepDebt Mar 28th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1703.27, a Monday. *yawn* πŸŒ…πŸ˜¦β˜• Mar 27th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger #tbgo Mar 27th
I'm beaming up to dreamland. Energise! 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.54 hours. #SleepDebt Mar 26th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1703.26, a Sunday. Time to wake up. Get that kettle on. β˜•πŸ‘ Mar 26th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger #tbgo Mar 26th