captainkirt
I draw cartoons. I ride bikes. I blog. Sometimes I drink beer. Descended from Norse Kings & Norman Conquerors. Always read the label.

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Ey up! Today is Stardate 1706.25, a Sunday. 5 hours ago
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger 11 hours ago
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 6.35 hours. #GoodNight 13 hours ago
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1706.24, a Saturday. 1 day ago
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger 1 day ago
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 6.26 hours. #GoodNight 1 day ago
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1706.23, a Friday. 2 days ago
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger 2 days ago
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 6.24 hours. #GoodNight 2 days ago
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1706.22, a Thursday. 3 days ago
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger 3 days ago
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 4.91 hours. #SleepDebt 3 days ago
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1706.21, a Wednesday. 4 days ago
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGcMhC #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger 4 days ago
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.02 hours. #SleepDebt 4 days ago
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1706.2, a Tuesday. 5 days ago
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger 5 days ago
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 4.78 hours. #SleepDebt 5 days ago
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1706.19, a Monday. 6 days ago
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger 6 days ago
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.23 hours. #SleepDebt 6 days ago
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1706.18, a Sunday. Jun 18th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger Jun 18th
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 6.2 hours. #GoodNight Jun 17th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1706.17, a Saturday. Jun 17th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger Jun 17th
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.71 hours. #SleepDebt Jun 17th
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 6.82 hours. #GoodNight Jun 16th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1706.16, a Friday. Jun 16th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger Jun 16th
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 4.92 hours. #SleepDebt Jun 16th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1706.15, a Thursday. Jun 15th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger Jun 15th
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 6.06 hours. #GoodNight Jun 14th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1706.14, a Wednesday. Jun 14th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger Jun 14th
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 4.42 hours. #SleepDebt Jun 14th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1706.13, a Tuesday. Jun 13th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger Jun 13th
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 4.5 hours. #SleepDebt Jun 13th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1706.12, a Monday. Jun 12th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger Jun 12th
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 6.42 hours. #GoodNight Jun 11th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1706.11, a Sunday. Jun 11th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger Jun 11th
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 6.48 hours. #GoodNight Jun 10th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1706.1, a Saturday. Jun 10th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger Jun 10th
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 6.82 hours. #GoodNight Jun 10th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1706.09, a Friday. Jun 9th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger Jun 9th
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.64 hours. #SleepDebt Jun 8th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1706.08, a Thursday. Jun 8th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger Jun 8th
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 7.04 hours. #GoodNight Jun 7th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1706.07, a Wednesday. Jun 7th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger Jun 7th
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 6.15 hours. #GoodNight Jun 6th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1706.06, a Tuesday. Jun 6th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger Jun 6th
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.78 hours. #SleepDebt Jun 5th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1706.05, a Monday. Jun 5th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger Jun 5th
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.55 hours. #SleepDebt Jun 4th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1706.04, a Sunday. Jun 4th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger Jun 4th
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 6.2 hours. #GoodNight Jun 3rd
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1706.03, a Saturday. Jun 3rd
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger Jun 3rd
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 7.49 hours. #GoodNight Jun 2nd
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 6.27 hours. #GoodNight Jun 1st
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1706.01, a Thursday. Jun 1st
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger Jun 1st
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.66 hours. #SleepDebt May 31st
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1705.31, a Wednesday. May 31st
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger May 31st
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.28 hours. #SleepDebt May 31st
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1705.3, a Tuesday. May 30th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger May 30th
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 6.86 hours. #GoodNight May 29th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1705.29, a Monday. May 29th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger May 29th
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 7.28 hours. #GoodNight May 28th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1705.28, a Sunday. May 28th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger May 28th
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 6.62 hours. #GoodNight May 27th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1705.27, a Saturday. May 27th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger May 27th
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.9 hours. #SleepDebt May 27th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1705.26, a Friday. May 26th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGcMhC #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger May 26th
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 4.92 hours. #SleepDebt May 26th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1705.25, a Thursday. May 25th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger May 25th
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.36 hours. #SleepDebt May 24th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1705.24, a Wednesday. May 24th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger May 24th
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 6.22 hours. #GoodNight May 23rd
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1705.23, a Tuesday. May 23rd
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