captainkirt
I draw cartoons. I ride bikes. I blog. Sometimes I drink beer. Descended from Norse Kings & Norman Conquerors. Always read the label.

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Ey up! Today is Stardate 1703.27, a Monday. *yawn* πŸŒ…πŸ˜¦β˜• 1 hour ago
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger #tbgo 4 hours ago
I'm beaming up to dreamland. Energise! 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.54 hours. #SleepDebt 7 hours ago
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1703.26, a Sunday. Time to wake up. Get that kettle on. β˜•πŸ‘ 23 hours ago
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger #tbgo 1 day ago
I'm beaming up to dreamland. Energise! 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.11 hours. #SleepDebt 1 day ago
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1703.25, a Saturday. *yawn* πŸŒ…πŸ˜¦β˜• 1 day ago
Zzzzzzzz I'm currently in dreamland. Why not catch up with what I've been saying at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo 2 days ago
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 6.61 hours. #GoodNight 2 days ago
Set course for the planet of nod. "Engage!" 😴 Alarm goes off in 7.04 hours. #GoodNight 2 days ago
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1703.24, a Friday. Time to wake up. Get that kettle on. β˜•πŸ‘ 3 days ago
Zzzzzzzz I'm currently in dreamland. Why not catch up with what I've been saying at https://t.co/xxlvUGcMhC #blogger #ukblog #tbgo 3 days ago
I've got a first class ticket to dreamland. 🎫😴 Alarm goes off in 6.04 hours. #GoodNight 3 days ago
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1703.23, a Thursday. πŸŒ… 4 days ago
If half the world is asleep like me then the other half can read my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo 4 days ago
I'm beaming up to dreamland. Energise! 😴 Alarm goes off in 6.28 hours. #GoodNight 4 days ago
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1703.22, a Wednesday. Time to wake up. Get that kettle on. β˜•πŸ‘ 5 days ago
Zzzzzzzz I'm currently in dreamland. Why not catch up with what I've been saying at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo 5 days ago
I'm beaming up to dreamland. Energise! 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.46 hours. #SleepDebt 5 days ago
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1703.21, a Tuesday. *yawn* πŸŒ…πŸ˜¦β˜• 6 days ago
Set course for the planet of nod. "Engage!" 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.12 hours. #SleepDebt 6 days ago
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1703.2, a Monday. Time to get today started. πŸŒ… Mar 20th
I'm beaming up to dreamland. Energise! 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.45 hours. #SleepDebt Mar 20th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1703.19, a Sunday. Time to get today started. πŸŒ… Mar 19th
Set course for the planet of nod. "Engage!" 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.91 hours. #SleepDebt Mar 19th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1703.18, a Saturday. Time to get today started. πŸŒ… Mar 18th
Set course for the planet of nod. "Engage!" 😴 Alarm goes off in 6.44 hours. #GoodNight Mar 18th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1703.17, a Friday. Time to get today started. πŸŒ… Mar 17th
Set course for the planet of nod. "Engage!" 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.48 hours. #SleepDebt Mar 17th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1703.16, a Thursday. *yawn* πŸŒ…πŸ˜¦β˜• Mar 16th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger #tbgo Mar 16th
I'm beaming up to dreamland. Energise! 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.25 hours. #SleepDebt Mar 16th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1703.15, a Wednesday. πŸŒ… Mar 15th
While I sleep have a read of my blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Mar 15th
Set course for the planet of nod. "Engage!" 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.66 hours. #SleepDebt Mar 15th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1703.14, a Tuesday. Time to wake up. Get that kettle on. β˜•πŸ‘ Mar 14th
Zzzzzzzz I'm currently in dreamland. Why not catch up with what I've been saying at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Mar 14th
I've got a first class ticket to dreamland. 🎫😴 Alarm goes off in 5.79 hours. #SleepDebt Mar 14th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1703.13, a Monday. Time to get today started. πŸŒ… Mar 13th
While I sleep have a read of my blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Mar 13th
I'm beaming up to dreamland. Energise! 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.2 hours. #SleepDebt Mar 13th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1703.12, a Sunday. Time to wake up. Get that kettle on. β˜•πŸ‘ Mar 12th
While I sleep have a read of my blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Mar 12th
Heading off to dreamland. 😴 βœ‹ I've not set the alarm so I lay in is possible πŸ™† #GoodNight Mar 12th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1703.11, a Saturday. *yawn* πŸŒ…πŸ˜¦β˜• Mar 11th
While I sleep have a read of my blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Mar 11th
I've got a first class ticket to dreamland. 🎫😴 Alarm goes off in 7.86 hours. #GoodNight Mar 11th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1703.1, a Friday. Time to wake up. Get that kettle on. β˜•πŸ‘ Mar 10th
If half the world is asleep like me then the other half can read my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Mar 10th
I'm beaming up to dreamland. Energise! 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.32 hours. #SleepDebt Mar 10th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1703.09, a Thursday. *yawn* πŸŒ…πŸ˜¦β˜• Mar 9th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger #tbgo Mar 9th
I'm beaming up to dreamland. Energise! 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.69 hours. #SleepDebt Mar 9th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1703.08, a Wednesday. πŸŒ… Mar 8th
I'm beaming up to dreamland. Energise! 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.63 hours. #SleepDebt Mar 8th
Zzzzzzzz I'm currently in dreamland. Why not catch up with what I've been saying at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Mar 8th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1703.07, a Tuesday. Time to wake up. Get that kettle on. β˜•πŸ‘ Mar 7th
While I sleep have a read of my blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Mar 7th
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.66 hours. #SleepDebt Mar 7th
I've got a first class ticket to dreamland. 🎫😴 Alarm goes off in 6.3 hours. #GoodNight Mar 6th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1703.06, a Monday. Time to wake up. Get that kettle on. β˜•πŸ‘ Mar 6th
If half the world is asleep like me then the other half can read my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Mar 6th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1703.05, a Sunday. Time to get today started. πŸŒ… Mar 5th
Zzzzzzzz I'm currently in dreamland. Why not catch up with what I've been saying at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Mar 5th
I'm beaming up to dreamland. Energise! 😴 Alarm goes off in 8.8 hours. #GoodNight Mar 4th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1703.04, a Saturday. πŸŒ… Mar 4th
Zzzzzzzz I'm currently in dreamland. Why not catch up with what I've been saying at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Mar 4th
I've got a first class ticket to dreamland. 🎫😴 Alarm goes off in 6.19 hours. #GoodNight Mar 4th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1703.03, a Friday. Time to wake up. Get that kettle on. β˜•πŸ‘ Mar 3rd
While I sleep have a read of my blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Mar 3rd
Set course for the planet of nod. "Engage!" 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.62 hours. #SleepDebt Mar 3rd
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1703.02, a Thursday. Time to get today started. πŸŒ… Mar 2nd
If half the world is asleep like me then the other half can read my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Mar 2nd
I've got a first class ticket to dreamland. 🎫😴 Alarm goes off in 6.7 hours. #GoodNight Mar 1st
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1703.01, a Wednesday. *yawn* πŸŒ…πŸ˜¦β˜• Mar 1st
Zzzzzzzz I'm currently in dreamland. Why not catch up with what I've been saying at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Mar 1st
I've got a first class ticket to dreamland. 🎫😴 Alarm goes off in 5.72 hours. #SleepDebt Mar 1st
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1702.28, a Tuesday. *yawn* πŸŒ…πŸ˜¦β˜• Feb 28th
While I sleep have a read of my blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Feb 28th
I've got a first class ticket to dreamland. 🎫😴 Alarm goes off in 4.74 hours. #SleepDebt Feb 28th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger #tbgo Feb 27th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1702.27, a Monday. Time to get today started. πŸŒ… Feb 27th
Set course for the planet of nod. "Engage!" 😴 Alarm goes off in 5.89 hours. #SleepDebt Feb 27th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1702.26, a Sunday. Time to wake up. Get that kettle on. β˜•πŸ‘ Feb 26th
If half the world is asleep like me then the other half can read my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Feb 26th
I've got a first class ticket to dreamland. 🎫😴 Alarm goes off in 6.26 hours. #GoodNight Feb 26th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1702.25, a Saturday. Time to get today started. πŸŒ… Feb 25th
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 6.88 hours. #GoodNight Feb 25th
While I sleep have a read of my blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Feb 25th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1702.24, a Friday. *yawn* πŸŒ…πŸ˜¦β˜• Feb 24th
Whilst I dream of bikes & naked ladies why not catch up with my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #ukblogger #tbgo Feb 24th
If life is a holodeck then I'm calling for the arch. "End program" 😴 Alarm goes off in 7.83 hours. #GoodNight Feb 24th
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1702.23, a Thursday. πŸŒ… Feb 23rd
If half the world is asleep like me then the other half can read my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Feb 23rd
I've got a first class ticket to dreamland. 🎫😴 Alarm goes off in 7.71 hours. #GoodNight Feb 22nd
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1702.22, a Wednesday. Time to get today started. πŸŒ… Feb 22nd
Zzzzzzzz I'm currently in dreamland. Why not catch up with what I've been saying at https://t.co/xxlvUGcMhC #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Feb 22nd
Set course for the planet of nod. "Engage!" 😴 Alarm goes off in 6.75 hours. #GoodNight Feb 21st
Ey up! Today is Stardate 1702.21, a Tuesday. *yawn* πŸŒ…πŸ˜¦β˜• Feb 21st
If half the world is asleep like me then the other half can read my #blog at https://t.co/xxlvUGunGc #blogger #ukblog #tbgo Feb 21st